aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

bitchmymomisadragqueen:

Congrats Brad and Angelina On Getting Married.

Love them..don’t care what no one says. :D :D :D :D :D :D

TSZ

carblink:

40 DAY POKÉMON CHALLENGE  DAY 27
favorite region : sinnoh (d/p/pt)

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

Ways to cheer me up

tokabowl:

  • buy me a stuffed animal
  • hug me
  • send me cat gifs/pictures
  • sing to me
  • forehead kisses
  • hold my hand
  • talk to me
  • go for a walk with me
  • tell cheesy jokes
  • make me a mix CD
  • just be there for me
ejacutastic:

it’s time for school

ejacutastic:

it’s time for school

-eliesaab:

Elie Saab Haute Couture S/S 2010.

oneheartoverthemoon:

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

Holy shit.

oneheartoverthemoon:

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

Holy shit.

englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain

humoristics:

#Friendzonedagain

fostershomeforfakebitches:

This scene changed my life forever

tasiorsi:

And I thought no one will watch Doctor Who with me.