your-genital:

when you talk to your crush and say something stupid you immediately regret

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8ang8:

When I saw this I knew exactly what my dinner was going to be

8ang8:

When I saw this I knew exactly what my dinner was going to be


Sakura (by naruo0720)

Sakura (by naruo0720)

jailor:

kylemueting:

jailor:

There’s a gecko thing on my window making noises and I want it to stop

I don’t speak Gecko, but if you tell it that you know 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance, maybe it’ll leave

Shut the FUCK up

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

hante:

this is a chihuahua pug mix

hante:

this is a chihuahua pug mix

icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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bowlofbloodoranges:

GOT NINTY NINE PROBLEMS AND NOT BEING ABLE TO KISS YOU IS ALL OF THEM

hamburgerjack:

badgerjaw:

Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?

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kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

dekutree:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo

dekutree:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.