partybarackisinthehousetonight:
[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
most of the comments on this are things like “aw cute” so i have no idea if the majority of the people who’ve seen this noticed what’s in the last panel
oh my god
IF YOU’D STOP TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS FOR THREE SECONDS USAKO
He was getting SO PISSED too. Calling like every fifteen minutes for the past TWO DAYS, and every time he’d get that busy signal, just getting more and more frustrated.
Probably wanting to call the others too. Which one is she talking to now? He knows she’s circulating. Getting to the point of half dialing someone’s number and then talking himself out of it.
He’d call Ami, but if Ami’s mother answers it would just seem very inappropriate and he can’t bear to make things uncomfortable for poor Ami.
He considers Mako, but he’s not sure what kind of schedule she keeps and he really doesn’t want to disturb her. Mamoru has this vision that everything Mako cooks is critically intensive, like cartoon souffles and the slightest noise at the slightest wrong time could destroy everything and he’s really keenly aware of that and doesn’t want to ruin it for her.
Rei maybe, but he knows it he calls Rei and actually gets through he’s going to get an earful and just no, not right now, he’s frustrated enough.
And calling Minako is absolutely out of the question. She probably thinks he’s locked himself on the balcony or something.
So instead he just keeps trying Usagi every fifteen minutes. You see how he’s just out of the shower? Like he TIMED that shit. He tried to call, got a busy signal, then RAN into shower. Didn’t even wait for it to warm up because there isn’t TIME. was in and out in exactly thirteen minutes, then settled down and wrote a few more sentences before his travel alarm went off and he tried again.
And the first thing he does?
“YOU’RE TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS ALL THE TIME *SADFACE*”
OH MAMORU
you’re the only one who understands me google
people who are already out of school
What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he was surrounded by a bunch of Twilight fans and then pushed to the front and asked him to sign my copy of The Goblet of Fire.
I strongly believe that man would actually start crying
Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.
and only one fuck was given that day
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal
remember that one episode of 6Teen where all the girls were on their periods at the same time
and caitlin was a homicidal maniac that hated everything
and jen was cramping and willingly in the penalty box
and nicki was crying and eating chocolate
and they had to buy tampons and so they sent caitlin to the register
and the boys were so confused and thought the girls had gone insane
yeah, i remember that episode too
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
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once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there
if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean
